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Tweet-Size Horror: Abominable (2006)
Abominable: The best Bigfoot movie around. Plays like a creature feature take on Rear Window, but with more boobs and blood. 7/10
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: Let the Right One In (2008)
Let the Right One In: One of the best films of the decade. A great mixture of a suspenseful vampire story with a story of first love. 9/10
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: The Return of Count Yorga (1971)
Return of Count Yorga: Good vampire attack scenes make this better than the original, but the plot doesn’t make a lick of sense. 4/10
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: Count Yorga, Vampire (1970)
Count Yorga Vampire: Started production as a softcore porn, but was switched to horror without changing the script. Very cheap looking. 3/10
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: The Fourth Kind (2009)
The Fourth Kind: All tension is lost as the film tries to mix a found footage mockumentary with a dramatic alien abduction narrative. 3/10
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: The Box (2009)
The Box (2009): Even if the plot eventually goes a bit off the rails, this thriller boasts great characterization and direction. 8/10
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: Halloween II (2009)
Halloween II (2009): Rob Zombie seems to want to destroy everything we like in a Halloween film. Some decent moments, but not many. 4/10
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: Halloween (2007)
Halloween (2007): Half hillbilly origin story for Michael Myers, half remake. Not terrible, but unnecessary. Why redo a classic? 5/10
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