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Tweet-Size Horror: Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
Halloween Resurrection: Great opening, but it’s the Blair Witch version of Halloween and Busta Rhymes kung-fu fights Michael Myers. 3/10
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: Halloween H20 (1998)
Halloween H20: Jamie Lee Curtis is back (good), but all plot threads from the last 3 movies are ignored (bad). A decent entry. 5/10
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
Halloween 6: So it turns out Michael Myers was cursed by the druids and has to kill his family to save the harvest or some shit. 3/10
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
Halloween 5: Everything done well in 4 is ruined here. Annoying characters, lame comic relief, and lack of tension abounds. 3/10
READ MOREFilm Review – The Fourth Kind
The Fourth Kind opens with two lies. Milla Jovovich (playing herself) says that every scene in the film is supported by actual archival footage and that what we are about to see is very disturbing. I wouldn’t care about the first lie if the movie…
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
Halloween 4: Michael Myers is back in the best of the sequels. This one has the best atmosphere and characters outside of the original. 7/10
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
Halloween III: Instead of Michael Myers we get killer Halloween masks that somehow tie in to Stonehenge. It’s as good as it sounds. 2/10
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: Halloween II (1981)
Halloween II (1981): Continues right where the first left off. Unfortunately the tone and gore don’t mesh with the original perfectly. 7/10
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