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Tweet-Size Horror: Halloween (1978)
Halloween (1978): Inspired nearly every horror film in the 80s. In John Carpenter’s great filmography, this sits on the top. 10/10
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)
An American Werewolf in Paris: A decade late sequel no one wanted. Compare this to the original and see why makeup FX always beat CGI. 2/10
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: An American Werewolf in London (1981)
An American Werewolf in London: Scary as hell in one scene, funny as hell the next. No horror/comedy or werewolf film comes close. 10/10
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: Night of the Creeps (1986)
Night of the Creeps: A fun homage to nearly every horror subgenre. Tom Atkins steals the movie as the hard boiled Detective Cameron. 8/10
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: Saw VI (2009)
Saw VI: Full of the same flashbacks, gore, MTV editing, and bad acting. Can we please get a Jigsaw zombie or ghost or something in VII? 4/10
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: Saw V (2008)
Saw V: Continues the downward spiral of the series. Nothing much of interest here, they even forgot to have a twist ending. 4/10
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: Saw IV (2007)
Saw IV: The only reason to see this is to find out how a horror series can continue when the villain is dead and not a zombie. 4/10
READ MORETweet-Size Horror: Saw III (2006)
Saw III: Feels like the end of a trilogy. It wouldn’t have been a strong ending, but at least it would have ended. 5/10
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