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Film Review – Clash of the Titans (2010)
Against my better judgment, I went to see Clash of the Titans with my friend M.Giant. I knew there was going to be craploads of CGI in the film, and yet somehow he convinced me I needed to see it. I think he just wanted…
READ MOREFilm Review – Clash Of The Titans (1981)
With the impending eye-candy of the new “Clash of the Titans” coming to IMAX and 3D theaters April 2nd, it seemed appropriate to do a run-down of the original 1981 version, directed by Desmond Davis. The epic fantasy, based on Greek Mythology, is a favorite…
READ MOREFilm Review – Salo
Salò o le 120 gionate di Sodoma– This Italian film from 1975 takes place during the Nazi era of Italy’s past. The film starts out with some aristocrats signing some sort of document. Turns out they’ve all agreed to marry each other’s daughter to make…
READ MOREFilm Review – Alice in Wonderland (3D)
While not quite the same story as most of us remember from our childhood, this Tim Burton film sees Alice back in Wonderland after 10-12 years when she’s 19. Alice gets invited to a really large garden party where the surprise of the day is…
READ MOREFilm Review – Whip It
Whip It – Being a big fan of roller derby, I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to see this film. Sad, but true. This film is kind of an exaggerated expose drama on women’s banked-track roller derby in Austin, Texas. A young girl…
READ MOREFilm Review – Transsiberian
In Transsiberian, Woody Harrelson and his wife (Emily Mortimer) are leaving a missions trip in China and taking the Transsiberian express train across China and Russia to see the countryside, such as it is. The couple gets another couple as cabinmates who are a bit…
READ MOREFilm Review – Bart Got a Room
Bart Got a Room is one of those teen high school comedies similar to SuperBad or Napoleon Dynamite. Danny is a regular kid with divorced parents and he’s trying to find a date for the senior prom. He attempts to ask a couple of girls…
READ MOREFilm Review – Pineapple Express
This film starts with a military-sponsored marijuana experiment which gets shut down (which then doesn’t end up having anything to do with the rest of the film at all). Then it cuts to Seth Rogan driving around wearing various costumes, serving people subpoenas. He’s dating…
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