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Film Review – Sex Drive
A high school kid who’s playing the part of a nerdy kid (if they wanted a real nerdy kid they would have found ME in high school) who has some trouble with girls. He meets a girl on the internet and despite him having a…
READ MOREFilm Review – Zombieland
Zombieland is a zombie film with the running-crazy zombies rather than the undead crawling up out of their graves kind of zombies. It stars Woody Harrelson, whom I personally have blacklisted from film since his brilliant performance on Cheers, back in the day. This movie…
READ MOREFilm Review – Date Night
I hadn’t heard much good about this movie, so when M.Giant asked if I was up for a movie and suggested it, I reluctantly caved and agreed to do it. I do like both Steve Carell and Tina Fey, so I figured at least I’d…
READ MOREFilm Review – Clash of the Titans (2010)
Against my better judgment, I went to see Clash of the Titans with my friend M.Giant. I knew there was going to be craploads of CGI in the film, and yet somehow he convinced me I needed to see it. I think he just wanted…
READ MOREFilm Review – Clash Of The Titans (1981)
With the impending eye-candy of the new “Clash of the Titans” coming to IMAX and 3D theaters April 2nd, it seemed appropriate to do a run-down of the original 1981 version, directed by Desmond Davis. The epic fantasy, based on Greek Mythology, is a favorite…
READ MOREFilm Review – Salo
Salò o le 120 gionate di Sodoma– This Italian film from 1975 takes place during the Nazi era of Italy’s past. The film starts out with some aristocrats signing some sort of document. Turns out they’ve all agreed to marry each other’s daughter to make…
READ MOREFilm Review – Alice in Wonderland (3D)
While not quite the same story as most of us remember from our childhood, this Tim Burton film sees Alice back in Wonderland after 10-12 years when she’s 19. Alice gets invited to a really large garden party where the surprise of the day is…
READ MOREFilm Review – Whip It
Whip It – Being a big fan of roller derby, I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to see this film. Sad, but true. This film is kind of an exaggerated expose drama on women’s banked-track roller derby in Austin, Texas. A young girl…
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