Oscar's Crimes Archives

Oscar’s Crimes – Reform

February 23rd, 2011 | POSTED BY Edward Davidson

All Points Bulletin: Be on the lookout for a small, bald, gold man. He is 13 and 1/2 inches tall, weighs 8.5 lbs, sexual organs seem to be absent, tends to stand very still, constantly wielding a crusader’s sword, and is made of gold plated…

Oscar’s Crimes – Acting

February 16th, 2011 | POSTED BY Edward Davidson

All Points Bulletin: Be on the lookout for a small, bald, gold man. He is 13 and 1/2 inches tall, weighs 8.5 lbs, sexual organs seem to be absent, tends to stand very still, constantly wielding a crusader’s sword, and is made of gold plated…

Oscar’s Crimes – Hitchcock

February 9th, 2011 | POSTED BY Edward Davidson

All Points Bulletin: Be on the lookout for a small, bald, gold man. He is 13 and 1/2 inches tall, weighs 8.5 lbs, sexual organs seem to be absent, tends to stand very still, constantly wielding a crusader’s sword, and is made of gold plated…

Oscar’s Crimes – Best Picture of 1998

February 2nd, 2011 | POSTED BY Edward Davidson

All Points Bulletin: Be on the lookout for a small, bald, gold man. He is 13 and 1/2 inches tall, weighs 8.5 lbs, sexual organs seem to be absent, tends to stand very still, constantly wielding a crusader’s sword, and is made of gold plated…

Oscar’s Crimes – Part 3: Best Original Song of 1957 and 1965

January 26th, 2011 | POSTED BY Edward Davidson

All Points Bulletin: Be on the lookout for a small, bald, gold man. He is 13 and 1/2 inches tall, weighs 8.5 lbs, sexual organs seem to be absent, tends to stand very still, constantly wielding a crusader’s sword, and is made of gold plated…

Oscar’s Crimes – Part 2: 1989

January 21st, 2011 | POSTED BY Edward Davidson

All Points Bulletin: Be on the lookout for a small, bald, gold man. He is 13 and 1/2 inches tall, weighs 8.5 lbs, sexual organs seem to be absent, tends to stand very still, constantly wielding a crusader’s sword, and is made of gold plated…