Film Review – Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair

***Warning: This Review Contains Spoilers***

The idea of Quentin Tarantino combining his Kill Bill saga into one complete work felt something of a distant rumor. It existed – at least for me – on the same level as a Vega Brothers spinoff or a potential Bond film. Soon after Vol. 1 (2003) and Vol. 2 (2004) were released, there had been talk of a version that melded the two together. Tarantino conceived and wrote Kill Bill as a singular film, but as the production grew it became apparent it could not be contained within a manageable runtime. And so, the decision was made to split it into two parts to preserve as much as possible. Ever since, buzz of a four-hour version floated around. There was a showing at Cannes in 2006 and occasional screenings at Tarantino-owned theaters. But there was never any indication that it would see a wide theatrical release.

Until today.

Here now, finally, we get Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair. And folks, it’s spectacular. Four plus hours of mayhem, action, and drama – as former assassin The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo (Uma Thurman) slices and dices her way against those that betrayed and nearly killed her. She has a singular goal in mind: seek revenge against her former team, The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, and more importantly, her former lover, Bill (David Carradine). The first question coming into this was how the narrative flow would work between the two parts, because they felt so tonally different. That contrast is still there, anchored by a fifteen-minute intermission placed exactly at the same point Vol. 1 had ended. One major change is the revelation that The Bride’s daughter – who we assumed was killed – is actually alive. This acted as a cliffhanger for the end of Vol. 1 but has now been removed, pushing the twist all the way back to the final confrontation between The Bride and Bill.

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Another piece that was removed was the black and white monologue at the start of Vol. 2, in which The Bride graciously brings us up to speed with current events. Instead, once the intermission ends, we jump right back in with the wedding rehearsal massacre. But don’t worry, that is about the extent of the big subtractions. Most of The Whole Bloody Affair are additions. The most apparent is an extension of the anime sequence detailing a member of The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, O-Ren Ishii (Lucy Liu). We see her quick (and gory) rise to power further explained. The sequence is so long that it could stand as the first act of its own film. We get an entire set piece taking place within an elevator, showcasing O-Ren’s unshakable determination and strength. It’s never explained why so much consideration is given to O-Ren, but I don’t find that to be an issue. The extended sequence adds to O-Ren’s background while clearing up some minor confusion (such as the identity of the silent, long haired, sword wielding assassin). 

One welcomed adjustment involves the big fight scene at The House of Blue Leaves – which was the explosive climax of Vol 1. Previously, to avoid an NC-17 rating, much of the scene was changed to black and white. Here, the color has been restored. Robert Richardson’s cinematography is put on full display, where we can take in the splashy, cartoon-like violence in all its glory. Color makes such a big difference, with the bright yellow of The Bride’s hair and jumpsuit colliding with the black and white suits of the Crazy 88s. The redness of the blood splattering the floors feels like a Pollock painting. As much a fan as I am of black and white, it simply does not do the imagery justice in this scenario. The lack of color also takes away from the textures. Now that it has returned, we can see how Tarantino and his crew played with color and light all throughout the scene. We go from the red interiors of the main floor to the blue silhouettes of the upper floors, to the pristine white of the snow when The Bride squares off against O-Ren.                

It is peculiar that Tarantino wrote this as one contained story, because the first and second halves feel so uniquely different. Splitting them makes total sense. But the consistent thread that ties them together is, without a doubt, Uma Thurman. When The Bride’s journey is laid out from beginning to end, it’s painfully clear that Thurman not only delivers the best performance of her career, but one of the best performances in the history of movies. That may sound like hyperbole, but it’s hard to find another role that is this all-encompassing. We can point out the absurd physical demands she was put through – learning how to play the deadliest assassin in the world and making us believe it. But the true achievement of Thurman’s work comes from the emotionality she brings to the character. She is tasked to play so many variable shades: tough, cold blooded, helpless, scared, desperate, lost, overjoyed, in love – it goes on and on. This is the same person that can face off against killers like Vernita Green (Vivica A. Fox), Elle Driver (Daryl Hannah) or Gogo Yubari (Chiaki Kuriyama) yet is the same girl that shows vulnerability to Bill when he unexpectedly shows up at her wedding rehearsal.

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If you still don’t believe in how incredible Uma Thurman’s performance is, let’s take a moment to compare two key scenes. The first is when The Bride awakens from her four-year coma in a hospital bed. Look at the shock and horror on her face when she realizes her situation, and the wave of despair once she discovers the (supposed) loss of her child. The tears of pain come rushing in – she goes through the entirety of her trauma without speaking a word. Now compare that to the last scene of the film, where we find her laying on her bathroom floor. We once again see her overwhelmed, unable to control herself from crying. Yet this time, the tears come from an entirely different place. After a lifetime of death and destruction, along with four years of being trapped in her own body, we find The Bride finally given grace, and for that she is filled with gratitude and relief. Uma Thurman’s work was already exceptional when Kill Bill existed in two parts, but when combined into one complete whole, the emotional and psychological effect is even more impactful. It’s a performance for the ages. 

Pulp Fiction (1994) made Quentin Tarantino a household name, and Inglourious Basterds (2009) was a passion project that took well over a decade to be made. But Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair may very well be his magnum opus. It distills his love of the martial arts genre, spaghetti westerns, grindhouse films, non-linear storytelling, animation, Asian cinema, and more – into one distinct, epic masterpiece. This is a movie for movie nerds made by one of the biggest movie nerds around. The four hours flew by in the blink of an eye. Even though I have seen Vol. 1 and Vol. 2 countless times, seeing it in this version was like discovering it all over again.

As of this writing, there has yet to be any word of The Whole Bloody Affair getting an official home release. Currently, the only way to see it is in theaters, and who knows when it will ever get another wide distribution again. See it if you can – this is the kind of film the big screen was made for.

A+

FINAL GRADE: A+

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