Film Review – Cutie Honey

Cutie Honey is a hilarious Japanese fantasy film about a girl superhero (sort of). She’s a super fighter and dresses very slutty with this outfit that emphasizes her boobs. I watched it with the English overdub since it seemed even more hilarious.

She fights bad guys (members of the Panther Claw gang) by the dozens and has all kinds of hilarious superhero gadgets. And she’s in her bra and underwear as often as possible. Best movie ever. And I swear to you, there’s a song where the singer uses the word “Panther Craw.” I almost peed myself.

Cutie Honey joins the team of a woman cop and a reporter in fighting the evil forces of Panther Claw. She defeats all of the Panther Claw bosses and shows the Big Boss at the end that love makes the world go round. It’s not a great film, but it’s pretty amusing for a Japanese action flick.


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